Epic Post-Subtitle: Sorry I Was Gone

Ladies and Gentlemen I know its been a few weeks since my last post and I am here to tell you I am not dead or lying in a coma. I am alive and well just had a lot of shit go on this past week so just a lot on my mind and that led me away from posting anything or getting on blogger at all.

In short I am back and will make up for it with an epic post for you all to enjoy.

First lets get started with an amazing compilation video series posted as Ultimate Ownage Compliation. Promise you will lul at the fails and gasp at the amazingness

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Well that's a good start to get back into it but I feel I owe you all more for me being away for so long so I'll post some epic pictures so awesome even Patrick can't believe it.

Today we will do another you x, you lose thread. But lets go for 2 different categories.

First up we will do a you rage you lose picture post. Basically if the situation has happened to you and you are like holy shit that's me, you agree with the rage and you lose.Second we will do a you laugh you lose post. You get the idea. You laugh at the image, you lose.

Without further ado, lets go!  

So much win Patrick's brain is about to explode.

You Rage, You Lose

Sorry couldn't put them side by side to make this post smaller. Time for epic game 2.

You Laugh, You Lose

Sorry this post is huge I know because the photos needed to be bigger to see them. I hope you guys enjoyed this and this will entice you to stay around and not unfollow me. I just have a lot of stuff going on in my life and I will keep up with my blogger from now on.

If you enjoyed all this, as always, let me know and I will make more like it.

Drunk Discount Special: 3 for 1

Now this next guy is pretty awesome. Toby Jones makes fun of American Culture and stupid TV commercials with these three following clips.

The first is for a storage facility that he offers at a low low price:

The second shows how Americans will eat anything as long as its edibile and fryable it can be deliciodable

The third is for  another odd combination- Daycare and Prepaid Legal:

Now these videos aren't just hilarious because a big fat black dude is offering low prices for ridiculous things. They're funny because on top of that, we have seen these commercials before (pathetic as that may sound) on TV. These are all commercials that we can relate to and in one way or another for how absurd Toby Jones' commercials are, they are brutally honest at how much people suck at making commercials.

On top of all that he lampoons black stereotypes and throws them in as curveballs, making these three hilarious videos.

In honor of the weekend, and of course the drinking that goes with it, I'll show you a few truly great custom beer pong tables.

The first one is the cheapest of them all. Got a beach? Good. Now dig a bit and you're done. As long as your local beach allows drinking on it, you're set. Digging even creates a natural place to sit. Perfect table? Maybe.

Next we have another leisurely laid back table perfect for the summer and especially if you don't live near a beach. This table is a floating pong table, perfect for your pool. You can just relax and play some pong while spending your days off in a cool pool on a hot summer day.

 Third I have a table which is very appealing to the eyes. This table is made of plexiglass and Corona bottles with different color highlighter liquid inside and lit from blacklights for a sweet looking glow. And if that's not enough for you, the table also features a LCD flat screen tv right in the middle.

Fourth is more a concept than a specific table. However this specific table is the best looking one of the group. We're talking sports tables. We all know you can replicate your team's court/field/stadium with your pong table but this specific table, featuring the L.A. Laker's court goes into great detail and precision especially on the wood finish of the floor. Love the concept but if someone could make an Orlando Magic table, then we'd be in business. Great job to the lucky Laker fan who owns this piece of art.

Last I bring you the ultimate beer drinker's table. This table is full of irony because the main place beer pong is played is by younger people in college. Yet a standard pong table will take around 4500 beer caps to fill the table. You will be pretty much done with your college career before you can even assemble your table. If you drink on weekends (Friday and Saturday nights)  and drink 10 beers per night after one year you will have 1040 caps. Only 3 and a half more years to go... good luck. So anyone who assembles one of these tables either has a shot liver, or has friends. Either way, congrats on having one baller table.

You Want, You Lose Fridays Part II

Check here for You Want, You Lose Fridays Part I as well as rules of this game.

Now down to business:

Is that...could it be...

Indeed, it is. A s'more keyboard? Yes it is. And its actually made of marshmallows, chocolate and graham crackers. Not so functional, but awesome? Yes. And if there was a keyboard out there like this, I bet it would be popular.

This great innovation is the iNto64 released by Bacteria is a one of a kind system that is currently being raffled off. It has all the functionality of the classic N64 system in a portable system you can play on the go. Forget Nintendo taking your favorite games and putting them into new systems, just convert your childhood into pure awesomeness.

This is the Sharky Tea Infuser. Designed by Pablo Matteoda, and viewable on this site, it is hopefully soon to be in production. Pablo mentioned on his blog that it should be sometime soon, so if you want one, keep checking back the the above mentioned site. As you can see, you put the tea in and let it float around your mug and the tea will become mixed in with your water. The fin is actually hollow and full of air and sealed watertight making it able to float.

Designed by Icelandic designer Kristin Birna Bjarnadottir, this is the Illuminant lamp. Once again this is a design piece that is not yet in production or for sale. The lamp is suspended by fishing line from the ceiling and the lampshade is made of reflective material. The light comes up from the floor and fills the whole room with several different glass plates that fit over the bulb, allowing for colors such as blue, clear, and red.

You might remember the video game Portal, the puzzle game where you shoot a beginning and ending portal to reach the end of levels. Well here are sweet bookends based on the game. Not available for purchase yet though.

Hope you liked this week's awesome things you want. I am sorry that they are all concepts and none are buyable...yet. Like I said, keep checking up on the ones you want but for now all you can do is drool over them while them tempt you from your computer screen. Enojy!

He Jumps... SCORE!

Today I bring you a short post with this hilarious video:

That's right. A goddam bull just jumped over the stadium and decided to rampage around and hit a grandma. I hope I'm not the only one who sees this as funny. God I laugh every time I see it. 

Hope you enjoy

Charlie Sheen: Now in Pill Form

 

I would be a fucking idiot if I didn't address the awesomeness that is the Charlie Sheen developing situation.

This is what's most people are predicting after his interview.

What's that you say? You HAVEN'T heard what's going on? Well Charlie is pissed about how the people and network of the show Two and a Half Men is telling him how to live his life which is full of partying and balls to the walls awesomeness.

So his response to the network is basically fuck off and suck my dick. I'm living the way I want to and he called them nazis, etc. for trying to control how he lives.

 Indeed they are pimp-cat. Don't let them stop you.

But that all led to this interview which is pure hilarity:

 

Probably safer than heroin. 

What was that? He just said he was high on himself? Nice. (I'm sure many viral videos will be made of this) But fuck, Charlie just pulled a government shit trick on us and outlawed himself as a drug because we would all die from it. If you CAN get your hands on some of this wonder-drug, this comprehensive price scale is a pretty accurate cost of what you'll be looking to pay to get high on the rare Sheen drug.

Just try not to melt your face off.

 

Back to the Grind

Alright everyone obviously it was the weekend and I hope you had wild crazy shenanigans go down this weekend but hopefully none of you were as bad as this guy:

And yes I know its going to be Monday, the most hated of all days so make sure you're not like this guy:

Or....this guy:

And just remember if you REALLY hate your job that much, you can always set the building on fire

You Want, You Lose Fridays

This is a post about a popular internet game called You X, You Lose.

It is used with any pic related to the X, and if you agree with rule X you lose.

X can be a multitude of things such as:

-You Laugh, You Lose (do I really have to explain this one)

-You Nostalgia, You Lose (reminiscing about childhood things)

-You Rage, You Lose (relate to an annoying situation, you lose)

-You Want, You Lose (posting a desirable item and if you want it, you lose)

I have decided in the spirit of how awesome Friday is, it being the day that kicks off the weekend, Fridays will be a showcase of You Want, You Lose items. Hope you find them as desirable and jaw dropping as I do.

Note: Some of these, you can buy and I have a link. I am in no way affiliated with the products or the companies that make them. I am simply making your life easier if you would like to buy them.

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These are called Fizz Savers and they basically work like keeping pop on tap.

Available for purchase here: Fizz Dispenser from Amazon

This is... pure genius. They are as you can see, balloons shaped like missiles to tail your car. To passerbys it looks like heat seeking missiles are chasing you down and are trying to seek and destroy. Pretty funny when you see their face, not so funny when the cops pull you over. In America at least it's illegal to dangle anything off your car (like balloon missiles)

To top things off I looked all over the internet but I just can't find anywhere to buy these. So while you can LOOK at how awesome they are as well as drool over them, you can't buy them.

We all remember the awesome the Pin Art thing we had as kids, you can put your handprint through it, make the pins look like a penis, even stab your eye out when you want to engrave your face in pin history, that is, until your buddy shakes it and all was lost. Well, this is a pin clock. Meaning its super bad ass, so bad ass that it is currently sold out on Amazon. It doens't have a backlight though so it's only good in the light. Also reviewers say it makes an audible click every minute, so it is definitely a novelty clock. But if you really want it keep trying back here:Pin Clock on Amazon Be warned though this clock will cost you a cool $70.

Ah chess, a great game I learned and played a lot while growing up but those days are over... WAIT holy shit.... chess with beer or shots depending your preference and how wasted you are willing to get. Now I can't find a particular seller for this set (guess you can make your own if you have enough glasses, each piece is a different type of glass) or if you don't like that idea you can go out and find whatever board suits you, there are plenty to choose from.

My last pic is called the Aspiral Clock. The premise behind this clock is that it turns every minute and the ball rolls along with gravity to tell the correct time. At 12 o'clock, the ball drops thru the center, back to the outside and starts its 12 hour journey all over again. Before you start drooling too hard over this image, just like the Pin Clock, they are sold out. Except for one... Visit their website here: Aspiral Clocks for more details but they have one clock left they are auctioning off in May, with the new edition coming out later this year. Their clocks sell for £350 which to Americans means a whopping $564.04 and I don't think that includes shipping. Their later model will probably be around the same price if you want to wait for it, but if you don't you can take your chances at the auction (I wouldn't)

Balls of Steel

Hey guys,

Today I will be bringing you some hilarious videos to watch from a British program called Balls of Steel.

Now the way the show works, for those who have never seen it, is that 6 different act compete to win the audience over. One of those acts was the winner from last week, kind of like ESPN's top plays winner gets voted on against today's top play and the winner lives to fight another day. 

So the audience decides which act's video has the biggest balls because pretty much every single video act is done with a hidden camera and an unsuspecting public that these people fuck with.

Well there are two acts that I have just found hilarious and today I'll share some clips with you.

The first act is Neg's Urban Sports. Neg Dupree finds different ways to compete and keep score while messing with people and turns it into a game which anyone can play.

Here are a few of his...interesting...sports.

Neg's Burger Bowl Off (only one to win on Balls of Steel)

Neg's Big Stranger Rodeo

Neg's Urban Sprinting

And for a look at our second hilarious performer: The Annoying Devil. This guy dresses up like a devil and then goes around and pranking people. His videos are all pretty awesome so enjoy 3 of them.

First one

Second one

Third one

If you enjoy these definitely check out more of these on youtube. Neg has a total of around ten urban sports and the Annoying Devil has a large number of videos so if you laughed at these, you'll be sure to enjoy more.

About

Ok everyone this will be my first attempt at a blog so bear with me while I learn a bit more about blogging in general and work on making better and better posts. Hope to update a few times a week.

This blog will be for funny and interesting things that I find on the internet. If it piques my interest while I'm surfing, it'll probably end up here. Additionally I plan on having a series on explanation and the background of internet memes.


First interesting thing: Take this image and play any music with it. If it doesn't dance to the beat, your money back.

 Oh and just in case  you decide to be a smart ass and post some super fast song like this one: Through The Fire and the Flames and think you've won, here's super fast Fry to back him up

Mind= Blown?